Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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