he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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