I heard we made out
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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