I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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