i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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