how can u be prego again
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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