Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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