I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
smell my finger.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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