That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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