My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A+ Viking dick
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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