Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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