I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Sober January is a disaster.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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