That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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