The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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