that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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