we have officially lost it.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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