Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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