I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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