It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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