I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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