why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
NoShamevember. You game?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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