Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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