Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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