Jerry, you need to find god
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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