Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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