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(302): View more from Delaware

I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course

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(512): View more from Texas

Did yall have sex?

(214): View more from Texas

Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

(512): View more from Texas

Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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(573): View more from Missouri

On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.

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