I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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