I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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