also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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