the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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