I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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