are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
