Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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