Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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