My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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