dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
