I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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