i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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