Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Ladies don't puke and tell
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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