Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
no more duck duck goose at the bar
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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