it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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