She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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