Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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(979): View more from Texas

his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way

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(951): View more from California

I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.

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(805): View more from California

Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.

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