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(860): View more from Connecticut

You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.

(407): View more from Florida

I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yo dont text me then not text me

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(650): View more from California

Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.

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(440): View more from Ohio

any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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(917): View more from New York City

He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.

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(207): View more from Maine

just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life

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