Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow