what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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You were trust falling into bushes
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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