shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Who did Billy Mays play for?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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