yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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