her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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