i will never coherently bang her
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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