Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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