We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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