you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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