Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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