No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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