My brain says no but my pants say off.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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