i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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