dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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