Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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