You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
false alarm, still single
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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