Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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